Ecky Thump - That Interview for the Scotland Manager's job in full

Ecky Thump - That Interview for the Scotland Manager's job in full

SFA – So, Mr McLeish, how do you hope to transform the fortunes of Scotland?

AM – Well, the first thing is to make sure that the current Rangers squad is fit for purpose.

SFA – You mean current Scotland Squad?

AM – Oh, Aye, Aye. BTW I have my eyes on a few players that we should include in the next squad. (PASSES LIST TO SFA INTERVIEW PANEL. THEY LOOK AT IT, EXCHANGING AWKWARD GLANCES)

SFA – But, Eck, none of these players are Scottish.

AM -  Aye, but, (WINKS). A few EBTs will soon sort that.

SFA – Eck. This is the national team, mind.

AM – What? England? Fantastic! Noo, quick! Too the helicopter.